work

Im all minged out its like an iceburg one third on top and two thirds on the floor I now have an fear of falling hangers it means a lot more picking up. Will anybody out there tell me whats going on with Easter eggs this year theres hardly any eggs in the box just things like mr potatoe head I think he was in with noddy what the hell has that got to do with Easter unless this is the new greener politically correct easter egg incase we upset anybody. Did you enjoy the apprentice dad cannot stand alan sugar but I think hes great.
Ive just realized how to start a new paragraph you never know I might be able to do some pasting soon and cutting. They are going to find a new Joseph to sing in the musical it starts tonight with graham norton dad cannot stand him either.I tell you who I cannot stand thats that dick pickle you know sorry I cannot do brackets yet I really mean Richard Branson Ive no idea why but he makes me shiver and thats not nice.
Tescos annoys me no spaces for babies and parents always full up with fat women with bright red legs fat toes toe rings and tattooes making for the cake counter I know because when I get there half the cakes have gone and im not slow in coming forward for a cream slice.

good morning Ideal home

hi has anyone out there been to the Ideal home show this year I have always been somebodys daughter somebodys wife somebodys mother and after going to the show am now a concession thats what being an o.a.p. means but credit where credit is due I get a free bus pass and a heating allowance Iknow from my work that some elderly ladies spend there allowance on cashmere or on cheap flights to spain. work is bad at the momement the mingers are in for the sale last sale time one minger stayed all day and even brought her own chair to sit and wait until the rails came back out onto the floor' If you see in my blog punctuation errors or spelling errors please dont bother to let me know because i;m not bothered. last night I tried to do more but the computer hung itself and I havenot even started to get going yet . sorry for the delay Ive lost the curser across the other side of the desk.

blogging

hello boys its really me not some autistic bald headed old fart we brought a new mouse this week one that really works it has no wires I thought it would work as soon as it came out of the packaging but its a bit more complicated then that but slave boy did it for me eventually I am not really into this computer stuff but its definitely slower than I can talk

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I have found out that if you get up early you can get a lot more done than you can lying in bed thinking about it.

I told my slave and he congratulated me on my discovery and wondered if I would be sharing it with all the other bed huggers

My 3-year-old grand daughter

My 3-year-old grand daughter was out of sight behind our car that was being washed.

When asked what she was doing she replied "I am up to no good"

What "no good" was we may never know.

Good morning world

It's another day in my life of fun.